if you’re every embarrassed remember that when my friend got so drunk at a party that she was throwing up, this guy she’d met that day was helping look after, and she turned to him crying and said, “I hate that you have to see me like this after we’ve just met, YOU’RE SUCH A HASIAN”
Flower Landscapes, 2013
when you finally accept that you really like someone
In which Hank Green is a literal three year old child.
goddamn kids these days with their catching who and doctor fire
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
you could study for exams or you could stick your head in the toilet and flush it 34 times